1 00:00:15,041 --> 00:00:16,833 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL FILM 2 00:00:20,791 --> 00:00:24,666 You are perfect. I can't you make it even more beautiful. 3 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:05,083 I have the dress, but the princess is sick. 4 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:07,541 No, right? - What should we do? 5 00:01:07,625 --> 00:01:09,250 Give to someone else. 6 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:18,125 Who wants to wear a Snow White costume? 7 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:19,608 I. 8 00:01:20,458 --> 00:01:24,958 I was five and in love with the flower queen who didn't see me. 9 00:01:25,666 --> 00:01:30,166 You saved us. - Finally she looked at me. 10 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:37,208 Come on. - I felt great. 11 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:05,833 Her name was Aurora. I thought I was dying. 12 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:12,000 But you didn't. - What does that mean? 13 00:02:13,416 --> 00:02:14,316 Love is dangerous? 14 00:02:14,317 --> 00:02:17,916 - No, I'm not afraid of women. That is not the problem. Women like me. 15 00:02:21,833 --> 00:02:25,375 Then why have you come? - I already said that. 16 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:29,416 I brush my teeth too long. 17 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:33,500 I started with three minutes, on the advice of the dentist. 18 00:02:34,208 --> 00:02:38,708 Now I sometimes do it for half an hour. If I don't do it, it bothers me. 19 00:02:52,208 --> 00:02:56,000 This is the penometer. 20 00:02:57,875 --> 00:03:01,791 An app that records how much sex you have... 21 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:04,875 and compares the results per year. 22 00:03:04,958 --> 00:03:07,750 The images are very funny. 23 00:03:07,833 --> 00:03:12,333 His penis grows the more he has sex has, just like Pinocchio's nose. 24 00:03:14,125 --> 00:03:17,041 One, two, three... Twenty-five times. 25 00:03:17,125 --> 00:03:21,625 But wait, we see a little dip there. But in 2016 he is back. 26 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:27,583 And what is the role of women? - Good question. Sophie, huh? 27 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:30,666 Yes. - The woman plays a major role. 28 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:35,250 You click to read their profile and chooses one. 29 00:03:35,708 --> 00:03:38,541 Blonde, Asian, dark blonde... 30 00:03:38,625 --> 00:03:43,125 Is that a joke? - Yeah, something like that. That's called humor. 31 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:47,125 I can explain it at a dinner party if you have time. 32 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:55,666 Great. It's fun, trendy. We can make a gay version. 33 00:03:57,041 --> 00:04:01,458 Champagne. This is going to be a hit. - Thank you, boss. 34 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:21,333 Would you like something to drink? - You are very direct. 35 00:04:21,416 --> 00:04:24,875 Because of the signing session from Lamy's new novel. 36 00:04:26,041 --> 00:04:30,208 Is that him? - Yes. 37 00:04:31,541 --> 00:04:33,958 Champagne? Orange juice? 38 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:37,083 You're big, you know. - Is that a problem? 39 00:04:37,750 --> 00:04:42,250 Champagne. You know how champagne hot with orange juice? 40 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:45,333 Yes, a mimosa. Would you excuse me? 41 00:04:45,416 --> 00:04:49,916 Your lips form a heart if you say so. Do it again. 42 00:04:57,166 --> 00:05:00,625 Are you okay? - And you? I saw you flirting. 43 00:05:00,708 --> 00:05:03,208 Spare me. - Did he bother you? 44 00:05:03,291 --> 00:05:05,458 That's not for him. - Do you know him? 45 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:08,666 For 20 years. He's very charming. 46 00:05:10,791 --> 00:05:13,625 Mimosa. - Again. 47 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:15,166 Mimo... 48 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:19,708 Dark blue suits you well. It makes you serious. 49 00:05:19,791 --> 00:05:23,666 I'm coming from work. - What are you doing again? 50 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:27,833 I'm a lawyer... - Excuse me. Hey, don't turn around. 51 00:05:27,916 --> 00:05:31,500 Who is that brunette with the lips? - Futile effort. 52 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:34,333 She must be a lesbian. - Quit it. Who is she? 53 00:05:34,416 --> 00:05:37,416 My assistant, Alexandra. A nightmare. 54 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:38,750 Damien. 55 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:42,708 Hello, princess. You look so beautiful. 56 00:05:42,791 --> 00:05:46,083 Where were you now? - Going to ballet with Suzanne. 57 00:05:46,166 --> 00:05:50,250 Don't you think my book is important? - Life goes on. 58 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:52,125 Okay, what do we do? 59 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:55,208 I'm hungry. With you? - Good idea. 60 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:58,708 No, the children have to eat. They have homework. 61 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:00,875 Don't spoil it, Lolo. 62 00:06:00,958 --> 00:06:04,625 Joke. You have no idea, Damien. 63 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:07,416 No wonder, you only think about yourself. 64 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,875 You come five times a week. Fine, you know. 65 00:06:10,958 --> 00:06:15,458 But after work I have to go shopping doing, cooking and doing the dishes. 66 00:06:16,458 --> 00:06:20,083 We clear the table. - That's nice. 67 00:06:20,166 --> 00:06:23,208 Turn the tables on my birthday. 68 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:26,208 Good idea, we'll do that. When is your birthday? 69 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:29,666 Just ask Christophe. 70 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:32,416 Come, children. Sybil? - Is it today? 71 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:36,375 She will make me pay for this. - Come on. 72 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:40,958 We're going to look for a flower shop. She's annoying, huh? 73 00:06:41,208 --> 00:06:43,875 Thank you, Alexandra. You can go. 74 00:06:43,958 --> 00:06:46,875 See you tomorrow. And congratulations. - And me? 75 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:50,500 When will I see you again? - In another life. 76 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:01,458 Deny it. Does she think you cheated? 77 00:07:01,541 --> 00:07:04,375 Just deny it. She has no proof. 78 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,708 Hello, Erica. 79 00:07:05,791 --> 00:07:10,291 Want a quick drink? - Seductress. 80 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:21,208 Damien? Hey, boy. 81 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:23,583 P�RE LACHAISE CEMETERY 82 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:27,900 Damien? 83 00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:40,875 The ambulance is on its way. Do you hear me? I'm with you. 84 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,958 M�RE LACHAISE CEMETERY 85 00:07:45,291 --> 00:07:49,791 Would you like to step aside for a moment? Sir, can you hear me? 86 00:07:51,666 --> 00:07:54,291 Yes. - Open your eyes wide. 87 00:07:54,958 --> 00:07:57,166 You're handsome. - What happened? 88 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,375 Two women were chasing us. 89 00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:03,250 We started running and he crashed into that post. 90 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:06,356 How old are you? - The right age. Are you in pain? Have you been drinking? 91 00:08:08,541 --> 00:08:10,958 Does one mimosa count? - Stop it. 92 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:12,791 Are you taking medications? 93 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:15,500 The pill, huh? - Now stop it, Christophe. 94 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:18,500 Don't blame him. No, I'm fine. 95 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:21,458 I'm going home straight away. - Do you live far away? 96 00:08:21,541 --> 00:08:23,375 Two blocks away. And you? 97 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,250 Just lean on me. - No, I'm fine. 98 00:08:30,041 --> 00:08:32,458 Thank you. - Good evening, sir. 99 00:08:32,541 --> 00:08:36,625 Thank you. Are you okay? - Sure. 100 00:08:36,708 --> 00:08:38,108 You scared me. 101 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:41,916 Going for a walk? 102 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,666 Going out without us? - I ordered pizza. 103 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:47,916 The children are waiting for you. - Okay�. 104 00:08:49,875 --> 00:08:52,083 I like Sybille. 105 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:56,666 She's not very voluptuous, but she would be a good catch. 106 00:08:57,333 --> 00:09:01,416 I don't want to marry her. My balls are tight. 107 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:04,875 Have I arrived? Maybe my jeans have shrunk. 108 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:07,166 Are you wearing a push-up? - What? 109 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:10,958 For when they start hanging. -Are you crazy? 110 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:17,125 You're right, you can tell right away if it's fake. 111 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:21,833 I'm cold. We drank too much. 112 00:09:21,916 --> 00:09:23,583 Take my scarf. 113 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:36,375 Call me if you're not feeling well. 114 00:09:40,416 --> 00:09:41,916 Raise the glasses. 115 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:46,208 Dad, can you teach your daughter not to pee on the toilet seat? 116 00:09:46,291 --> 00:09:49,000 Stop it. - Have you finished your homework? 117 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:55,291 How's daddy's little Rocco? 118 00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:23,958 After the statements of several men... 119 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:29,083 many politicians demand that it be feminine MP resigns. 120 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,833 More explanations are expected... 121 00:10:32,916 --> 00:10:36,291 but one wonders: why now? 122 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,525 What is all this? 123 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:11,875 What kind of clothes are these? Who did that? 124 00:11:15,416 --> 00:11:17,916 That crazy Danish one? 125 00:11:20,666 --> 00:11:22,250 Where are my jeans? 126 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,900 Damn. 127 00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:32,666 Gray sweatpants. With a white T-shirt? 128 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,958 Hello. - Hello. 129 00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:38,250 Nice smile. Cute, you know. 130 00:11:43,791 --> 00:11:45,458 SEXY 131 00:11:45,541 --> 00:11:49,166 What are you doing here? Where's Gladys? - In her office. 132 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,083 In her office? Madam... 133 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:54,916 Your T-shirt is see-through. - Does it turn you on? 134 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,416 You don't have to be afraid of me. 135 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,833 Day. 136 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:04,375 Hello, good morning. 137 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:07,775 Hello. Sure. 138 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:12,500 What a host of beauties. 139 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:17,541 Where are the men? - We're doing our best. I need to talk to you. 140 00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:19,916 Nice T-shirt. Very sexy. - Thank you. 141 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,916 I am yours. - After you. 142 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:28,333 I'll be direct. I didn't choose your project. 143 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,566 Sit down. 144 00:12:34,916 --> 00:12:38,875 You've worked hard. It's smart, but maybe too smart. 145 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:42,166 Does Marco say that? -Marco? 146 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:46,625 Sorry, did you want coffee? Marco, two coffees please. 147 00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:50,708 Okay, Sophie. That was funny. - Be realistic, Damien. 148 00:12:50,791 --> 00:12:54,541 Our customers want more feminine, direct humor. 149 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:59,125 Your idea is too fussy. Logical that a woman has surpassed you. 150 00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:03,916 Superplus. I have a heavy period. 151 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:14,750 I like you, Damien. - You me too. More than you think. 152 00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:20,416 Before you know it, all your projects are chosen. 153 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,958 Real? - Yes. 154 00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:30,250 Fabienne's idea is fun, trendy. 155 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:33,041 Lesbian version included. A hit. 156 00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:40,714 Are you okay, Marco? - Sure. Lunch later? I have tabbouleh. -Which project did you choose? 157 00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:47,816 Here. 158 00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,333 Vulvometer? 159 00:13:50,416 --> 00:13:54,916 I can't do that. Disgusting. - I'll go now. 160 00:13:58,166 --> 00:13:59,566 I... 161 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:04,666 I don't know what kind of game this is, but you will regret it. 162 00:14:04,791 --> 00:14:08,458 One piece of advice: get a pair days off, rest. 163 00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:11,666 You're overworked. Take care of yourself. 164 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:16,250 Go out, have a day of wellness. Go for a walk or play with your cat. 165 00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:20,916 Come back when you're yourself again. - Shut up. This is my project. 166 00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:24,875 Do you hear me? Stop with the jokes. 167 00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:33,541 Get out of here and don't come more back. Idiot. Jerk. 168 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:43,166 A beer. 169 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,958 Good morning, sir. 170 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:55,875 Thank you. - Ma'am, can we order? 171 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,916 Can we order? 172 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:05,500 No men wearing headscarves. - Why? What have we done to you? 173 00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:09,666 We just want coffee. Isn't that allowed? 174 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:16,041 I say what I want. This is my café. 175 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,125 Always the same song. 176 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:23,458 A headscarf or shorts, they must always have us. 177 00:15:23,541 --> 00:15:25,625 Women can do anything. 178 00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:28,416 Have you noticed it too? 179 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:14,541 Dad? Mom? - Hello, sweetie. What is? 180 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:19,125 You look like a calf. - There you go. 181 00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:25,750 That's 20. You get 12 euros back. 182 00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:28,916 Thank you, Mr. Fernandez. How is your father doing? 183 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:33,208 It's okay. He still has plenty of energy to get his nails done. 184 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:36,541 It's about the details. - Yes. 185 00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:39,708 Until next time. - Hello, Mr. Fernandez. 186 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,208 Problems at work again, kid? 187 00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:48,791 If only you had someone to support you. - Stop it, Alain. 188 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:51,125 I would like grandchildren. 189 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,458 What did I say again? 190 00:16:55,541 --> 00:17:00,041 You have the neurologist's report read. The scan was good. 191 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:04,833 I don't need to see your x-rays. - Something's wrong. 192 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:11,000 Two men are coming out of a bar thrown because of their headscarf. 193 00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:15,125 The world is upside down. Or I fell into a black hole... 194 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:18,000 and is in a parallel universe. - Real? 195 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:21,625 Or I've gone crazy. - You seem perfectly normal to me. 196 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:26,208 When I ask who the president is, Excuse me, then you know her name. 197 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:30,750 Otherwise I will refer you to a psychiatrist... 198 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:34,541 or I'll have you admitted. But I don't think that's necessary. 199 00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,541 What do you have? 200 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,375 Hello, Sybille. -Damien. 201 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,708 How are you? - Good. And with you? 202 00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:45,000 Would you like to go for a drink tonight? - This evening? 203 00:18:58,791 --> 00:19:00,191 Hello. 204 00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:05,583 My colleagues said this is perfect for a date. 205 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:09,291 That was a joke on their part. - It's okay. I like pole... 206 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,125 Okay, I didn't realize that. 207 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,416 We can go somewhere else. 208 00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,625 No, it's okay�. 209 00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:24,333 You went for the lumberjack look. 210 00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:28,916 Yes, I like diamonds. - Wait a minute. Don't be alarmed. 211 00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:33,416 Please. - What are you drinking? Champagne? 212 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:37,500 No, white wine makes me sore. - What? 213 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,708 It makes me sick. 214 00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:43,791 I'll have a beer. Although it's not good for my stomach. 215 00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:46,316 Sorry. 216 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,041 You have a nice laugh. 217 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,125 Oh yes? - Hasn't anyone ever said that? 218 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,208 No, but thanks. 219 00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:02,500 Did you use something or something? - Maybe. 220 00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:07,833 Maybe magic mushrooms. - I'm sorry. 221 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,525 Excuse me. 222 00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:26,541 My guy left me because I don't... wants children and he had to. 223 00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,791 Do you have children? - No. 224 00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:36,625 Don't you think that's bad? - If I wanted them, I'd take them. 225 00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:41,083 That's brave of you. Good that there are such men. 226 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,250 Where's the light switch? - There. 227 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,000 Sorry, but I can't do it. - What? 228 00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:14,416 You look like a monkey. - What's wrong with that? 229 00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:18,791 I can't touch you. Come on, Sybille. Push your limits. 230 00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:25,375 Really, I think it's disgusting. - Then close your eyes. 231 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:29,208 Listen. I'm a monkey. 232 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,500 Give her a pass. She is completely free. 233 00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:43,166 Can I have money for deodorant wipes? to buy my panties? 234 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:46,666 Man stuff. Ask your father. - It's nature. 235 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:50,000 Take mine. I'll buy new ones. - Hello, Damien. 236 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:54,833 Hi, I'm going to ballet. 237 00:21:56,958 --> 00:22:01,208 Maybe it's hormonal. You're nervous, your hair is falling out. 238 00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:05,791 You need supplements. Being beautiful takes effort. 239 00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:09,875 Consider what happened yesterday as an alarm signal. 240 00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:14,458 We're not 20 anymore. Then we were sexy in jeans and a T-shirt. 241 00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:19,541 We can't get away with that anymore. Have you decided about your job yet? 242 00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:24,833 What is that referee doing now? She must give a yellow card. 243 00:22:25,791 --> 00:22:30,291 Your cupcakes are delicious, honey. - Eat them quickly, or I will. 244 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:34,666 Dismissal due to misconduct is no small feat. Fight back. 245 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:37,916 We've talked about it. Honey, explain. 246 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,541 You can go to the labor court, but that takes a long time. 247 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:45,916 No, you have to go a masculine organization... 248 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000 who fights against discrimination against men. 249 00:22:49,083 --> 00:22:53,583 Those English bitches are offside. Look, she's going alone. 250 00:22:56,333 --> 00:23:00,833 That was great. I could cry. Come on then, honey. Come on. 251 00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:05,750 That was so good. - You're peeing. 252 00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:09,875 Lolo, you're peeing your pants. - My membranes. My car keys. 253 00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:12,458 Shall I take you? - No, I can do it. 254 00:23:16,541 --> 00:23:18,708 Take a deep breath and squeeze. 255 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:25,083 And stop pushing. Yes, the shoulders out. 256 00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:29,541 Yes, very good. 257 00:23:35,458 --> 00:23:36,658 Well done. 258 00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:41,166 I'm sorry, it came earlier. - His boss. 259 00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:44,500 And? 260 00:23:44,583 --> 00:23:48,291 His paternity leave comes too early. Now she's stuck. 261 00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:49,916 Them? - Alexandra. 262 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,400 Alexandra? 263 00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:56,291 Alexandra. -Alexandra Lamour. Who else? 264 00:23:57,208 --> 00:23:59,625 Oh yes, of course. 265 00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:04,208 And what if I were the replacement? that you have chosen to work in? 266 00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:07,000 No idea. We'll find someone. 267 00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:16,750 That's not a bad idea. - If I can help... 268 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:21,708 I may have a solution. 269 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,250 BECOME AN ADULT 270 00:26:10,458 --> 00:26:11,858 It's open. 271 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,583 Come in. Do you want to take off your shoes? 272 00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:22,375 Yes, of course. Excuse me. 273 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:29,791 Dark blue suits you well. It makes you serious. 274 00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:32,625 Feel free to come closer. 275 00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:38,416 Damien. Hello. - Oh yes. 276 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:42,125 You're so big. - Is that a problem? 277 00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:44,500 No, it's fine. 278 00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:50,625 What is that? - Ziggy, my chameleon. 279 00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:53,916 Look, she's making short work of her visitors. 280 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:04,708 What is? Make my abs you speechless? 281 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,916 Come on, they're rock hard. 282 00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:12,125 Louder. 283 00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:13,791 Then I'll hurt you. - No. 284 00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:20,375 Good. I'm in a hurry, but I have to explain everything to you. 285 00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:25,166 Coffee? No, you just do that. I like strong. 286 00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:29,416 Yes, I like strong too. 287 00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:45,291 Is that Mollino's car? - How do you know that? 288 00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:48,083 The shape. He's crazy. 289 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,875 I've driven it. - The Nardi Bisiluro? 290 00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:53,541 The Nardi Bisiluro. - Giannini engine. 291 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:56,000 735cc. - 62 hp. 292 00:27:56,083 --> 00:27:57,875 7000 rpm. - 450 kilos. 293 00:27:57,958 --> 00:28:00,375 24 hours of Le Mans. - 1955. 294 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:08,541 This is your desk. Mine is there. 295 00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:11,833 Don't arrive. I'll give you the papers. 296 00:28:11,916 --> 00:28:15,708 Shit work that I don't feel like doing. I like post-its. 297 00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:21,000 Martel, the caretaker, cleans in the morning. 298 00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:25,375 I'm going to write. Somewhere else. - So I won't see you again today? 299 00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:29,333 Behave. - Can I ask what you write? 300 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,750 No, you're not allowed to do that. 301 00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:52,541 OF MICE AND WOMEN MONSIEUR BOVARY. 302 00:29:56,250 --> 00:29:59,375 Have you read her books? - No. 303 00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:03,958 You must do it. I'm not saying it because they are bestsellers. 304 00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:08,166 No, her stories are compelling. 305 00:30:09,583 --> 00:30:12,125 Really written by a woman. Strong. 306 00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:15,083 Strong because she's a woman? 307 00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:19,833 Why did I say that? It's idiotic. - Yes. 308 00:30:19,916 --> 00:30:24,416 I mean they are not sentimental. They are full of tension. 309 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,958 Well, I love it. 310 00:30:28,833 --> 00:30:32,166 I want to reserve a table for Mrs Lamour. 311 00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:34,083 For two, tomorrow night. 312 00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:39,958 Okay, if it's more comfortable on the patio. Do you know who she's having dinner with? 313 00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:48,041 No idea. I can't keep up with that. 314 00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:07,916 Need help? - No, thank you. I'm almost there. 315 00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:11,875 Give it. You're still hurting your beautiful back. 316 00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:14,958 Have you looked at that? - Yes, Damien. 317 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:18,208 Don't be so offended. I just wanted to help you. 318 00:31:18,291 --> 00:31:21,541 I said it wasn't necessary. Besides, I'm quitting. 319 00:31:21,625 --> 00:31:26,125 I did what I had to do. Here, your water. The keys. 320 00:31:27,541 --> 00:31:30,000 Then what is it? - Let's be honest. 321 00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:34,583 I'm not suited for it. - Are you in a bad mood? 322 00:31:34,708 --> 00:31:36,458 A burnout? 323 00:31:36,541 --> 00:31:40,333 Do you really want to know, Alexandra? I don't belong here. 324 00:31:40,416 --> 00:31:44,916 When I woke up one day, the women were suddenly in charge. 325 00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:50,166 Spare me your masculinist talk. - You don't understand. How do I explain it? 326 00:31:51,791 --> 00:31:56,083 Imagine women dressing up and I give them compliments. 327 00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:59,291 Sometimes I even whistle at them. If they are very sexy. 328 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:01,708 Terrible. - Great, you mean. 329 00:32:01,791 --> 00:32:05,375 I wake up in a world where I am not a secretary. 330 00:32:05,458 --> 00:32:08,750 I design apps for a marketing office. 331 00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:13,291 I am a graduated engineer and my boss thinks I'm a genius. 332 00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:17,875 Sorry, I forgot this morning to ask for your resume. 333 00:32:19,416 --> 00:32:22,541 But that was your fault too. You distracted me. 334 00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:27,125 It didn't bother me with Christophe with his fat ass. 335 00:32:27,791 --> 00:32:32,291 You are incorrigible. - Stop it. Come on, let's go for a ride. 336 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:37,083 This car isn't bad either. - I can't fuck with that cart. Do you think you're making an impression? Those rims are trash by the way. 337 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:57,791 Damien: come, my metro ticket stamp. 338 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,625 Do you feel it? 339 00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:08,500 Do you feel it? - What? 340 00:33:09,916 --> 00:33:11,316 Here. 341 00:33:11,791 --> 00:33:13,191 No... 342 00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:19,608 Are you okay? 343 00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:27,791 Sybil? We're not done yet. 344 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:30,150 Hey, Sybille. 345 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,500 No, you're going too far. 346 00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:40,608 What is that? 347 00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:43,666 What? - What was that? 348 00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:48,250 That's Rocco, my cat. He doesn't want to that someone is sleeping in my bed. 349 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,291 Do you want to leave? 350 00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:52,416 Gosh, that stings. 351 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:00,416 You were in good shape today. 352 00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:09,458 Are you back on earth? 353 00:34:14,208 --> 00:34:17,333 Thank you, but it's too much. - You're worth it. 354 00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:20,958 Have you received your advance? - Soon. 355 00:34:21,041 --> 00:34:24,958 Spendthrift. How can you spend money that you don't have? 356 00:34:25,041 --> 00:34:27,125 I borrow left and right. 357 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:32,583 Be careful, you'll soon become one beaten up. 358 00:34:32,666 --> 00:34:37,166 Are you staying for dinner? Should I send for something? - No. 359 00:34:39,375 --> 00:34:43,375 There's a customer waiting for me. - Don't forget this. 360 00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:47,291 Not from me. I'll leave my toothbrush not here yet. 361 00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:49,875 Annabelle fucked all over Paris without any pleasure. 362 00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:58,166 Annabelle fucked all over Paris... 363 00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:12,166 I AM NOT AN EASY MAN. 364 00:37:17,291 --> 00:37:18,666 TIT-US-EVERYWHERE 365 00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:21,791 This isn't for me. - Not for me either. 366 00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:26,375 When Lolo started talking about Tiet-Ons-Everywhere, I thought it was a sex shop. 367 00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:33,000 Hello, I'm Christophe. Nice to meet you. 368 00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:37,333 Young startups are no less sexist. 369 00:37:37,416 --> 00:37:39,875 It is often more ambiguous, sneaky. 370 00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:44,458 Unfortunately, I've heard this so many times. We will do what we can. 371 00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:47,416 Tiet-Ons-Overal is above all an action group. 372 00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:51,333 We take action where women dominate. 373 00:37:51,416 --> 00:37:54,958 Board meetings, Academy of Medicine. 374 00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:58,125 We act as if we belong. The more, the better. 375 00:37:58,208 --> 00:38:00,625 It's an exchange, just like sex. 376 00:38:00,708 --> 00:38:02,291 Right, yes. 377 00:38:03,083 --> 00:38:07,583 Give and take. - There are three of us. Two plus one. 378 00:38:08,791 --> 00:38:12,083 She has the future. - That's well said. 379 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:15,333 Yes. 380 00:38:15,416 --> 00:38:16,928 And my shoulders. Do you like them? 381 00:38:23,291 --> 00:38:24,691 Yes. 382 00:38:26,916 --> 00:38:28,708 I don't think they are round enough. 383 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,200 I don't know where to put your salad bowl. I'll leave it alone. - Thank you, Dad. 384 00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:40,958 It was sweet of you to invite us, honnepon. 385 00:38:41,041 --> 00:38:43,458 You probably have better things to do. 386 00:38:43,541 --> 00:38:46,166 And my thighs? - I like that one too. 387 00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:49,833 I must be clairvoyant. - Look at my ass in the mirror. 388 00:38:49,916 --> 00:38:52,166 Just look who it is. Don't mind us. 389 00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:56,083 Maybe someone wants to go out with you. - Do you like my ass? 390 00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:59,625 This is how you find a partner. By dealing with people. 391 00:38:59,708 --> 00:39:02,375 Don't you have a girlfriend? 392 00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:11,250 And my nipples, do you like them? - You never take anyone with you. 393 00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:19,041 I don't understand. You're handsome you look young for your age. 394 00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:22,125 You should have someone besides your cat. 395 00:39:22,208 --> 00:39:25,291 There must be one woman... - What don't you understand? 396 00:39:25,375 --> 00:39:28,916 There isn't just one woman, Dad. There are three thousand of them. 397 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,625 I use the most condoms in Paris. 398 00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:36,208 I never take anyone with me because I can't remember their names. 399 00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:42,458 11 p.m., appointment at Hotel Normandy. I don't even know who it is. 400 00:39:43,125 --> 00:39:47,625 I wear out as many girls as you do sausages. What's wrong with being single? 401 00:39:48,375 --> 00:39:52,750 Damn. - Making a good sausage takes time. 402 00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:01,916 Where's the bar? - Left at the end. 403 00:40:10,416 --> 00:40:12,375 The woodcutter strikes again. 404 00:40:12,458 --> 00:40:15,166 He wasn't bad. - No, but... 405 00:40:15,250 --> 00:40:16,833 He has come. 406 00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:22,916 Didn't it get through? Was I not clear? 407 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,500 You were very clear and I'm not going to offer you a job. 408 00:40:28,666 --> 00:40:32,291 Champagne? - Brut or rosé? 409 00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:36,833 Most men want pink. - Brut. 410 00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:44,708 Ok�, brut. You know how a cocktail of champagne and orange juice? 411 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:48,625 No. - A mimosa. 412 00:40:52,791 --> 00:40:56,125 I had to think to that upside-down world of yours. 413 00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:59,500 It is thought provoking. - Oh yes? 414 00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:03,041 Yes. Women don't have it bad in that world. 415 00:41:03,125 --> 00:41:06,166 Men give them gifts, keep the door open... 416 00:41:06,250 --> 00:41:08,666 Are you doing this on purpose? - No, why? 417 00:41:09,791 --> 00:41:12,291 Of course, you can't know. 418 00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:15,958 This morning you were so manly. Now you look like a teenage boy. 419 00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:19,958 I should have worn my suspenders. - Aren't you tired of this? 420 00:41:20,041 --> 00:41:23,083 Do you never forget that you are a woman? - No. 421 00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:27,666 Liar. When you get up, goes to pee, shower, box... 422 00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:33,666 sign books for your fans, ogles at a man on the street... 423 00:41:34,958 --> 00:41:39,458 looks at his legs, his neck, butt, takes him away, makes him cum... 424 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:45,458 do you forget who does all that? 425 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:51,083 Female psychology is foreign to you. 426 00:41:51,166 --> 00:41:53,166 We are the same. 427 00:41:53,250 --> 00:41:57,750 I also meet up with people in hotel bars. Is the room good? 428 00:42:03,875 --> 00:42:08,375 So if I understand correctly, the women in your world try... 429 00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:12,625 the men half of it to have the housework done? 430 00:42:12,708 --> 00:42:15,916 What is a male condom like? A tight thing? 431 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,916 Yes, they are very useful. Shall I demonstrate it? 432 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,750 The female condom is total no success with us. 433 00:42:22,833 --> 00:42:27,083 They had to repair the road after your UFO landed? 434 00:42:27,166 --> 00:42:31,666 Do you think I'm drunk? Beats. But if you continue like this, I won't say anything anymore. 435 00:42:33,583 --> 00:42:37,250 I could spend hours watching you listen, Damien. 436 00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:40,583 Oh yes? What is? Can't I kiss you? 437 00:42:40,666 --> 00:42:45,166 No, you go home in a taxi. 438 00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:48,291 Don't you like me? 439 00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:52,625 You're great, but I make never abuse a drunk man. 440 00:42:52,708 --> 00:42:54,500 What is that? Courtesy? 441 00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:59,958 Whatever you want. Politeness. Tomorrow you will thank me. 442 00:43:00,416 --> 00:43:03,875 If you don't kiss me tonight, you miss your chance. 443 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,083 Come on. - Don't spoil it. 444 00:43:08,166 --> 00:43:10,083 You are beautiful, and you know it. 445 00:43:10,166 --> 00:43:12,583 Next time you won't get whiskey. 446 00:43:14,166 --> 00:43:18,666 There won't be a next time. It's now or never. 447 00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:23,833 Good night. Don't you want to drive away? before he gets inside safely? 448 00:43:24,458 --> 00:43:27,666 No, I want to go to a tent on the Champs-lysees. 449 00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:31,750 I don't need a woman like you. I can get any girl. 450 00:43:31,833 --> 00:43:34,500 Black, white, all. 451 00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:36,750 What kind of work do they do? 452 00:43:36,833 --> 00:43:41,083 As a charwoman, nanny, nurse, secretary. 453 00:43:41,166 --> 00:43:44,750 I wouldn't have a female secretary could have. 454 00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:47,625 It could be you, Alexandra. 455 00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:51,708 Then you would work for me. And you wouldn't be the way you are now. 456 00:43:53,791 --> 00:43:56,541 A masculinist? You haven't had that yet. 457 00:43:57,458 --> 00:44:01,791 This time it's different. Damien is my next novel. 458 00:44:02,666 --> 00:44:05,958 Your last one was three years ago. Tell me more. 459 00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:10,541 I want to prove that those figures be just like the rest. 460 00:44:12,708 --> 00:44:17,208 What do they dream of? Security. They want us to love them... 461 00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:20,208 to take in our arms, to reassure. 462 00:44:20,291 --> 00:44:22,666 Once he falls in love with me... 463 00:44:22,750 --> 00:44:26,541 no matter how eloquent he may be, then it is sold. 464 00:44:26,625 --> 00:44:30,208 And if I break up with you, he walks to his daddy crying... 465 00:44:30,291 --> 00:44:33,291 and I'll beat him up with my book. 466 00:44:35,250 --> 00:44:39,750 And it won't go unnoticed. That MP had to resign. 467 00:44:41,166 --> 00:44:43,833 The masculinists are revolting. 468 00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:48,416 Very brave to tackle them now. - By the way, I need a deposit. 469 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,666 Alex, you're forgetting how much you've had. 470 00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:56,250 They never agree. If you what If you have it in writing, I can do it. 471 00:44:57,250 --> 00:44:58,916 Annie, I'm in trouble. 472 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,708 That is about to change. 473 00:45:09,291 --> 00:45:11,208 Slept well? 474 00:45:11,291 --> 00:45:14,375 Fancy a cocktail party tonight? 475 00:45:14,458 --> 00:45:18,916 I want to introduce you to a friend. - I'll see what I can do. 476 00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:24,833 Very nice, Damien. My bouquet will soon wither... 477 00:45:24,916 --> 00:45:28,583 while your big cactus always standing at attention. 478 00:45:45,541 --> 00:45:48,500 I'm here for my godson. - She's sleeping. 479 00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:52,166 Lolo and I are going to ask my brother to be godfather. 480 00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:59,125 Real? Well, it's your choice. Can I come in? 481 00:46:01,375 --> 00:46:05,875 I know, I wanted to talk about it. I screwed up. 482 00:46:05,958 --> 00:46:09,125 I don't want to work for a woman that falls on me. 483 00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:13,500 Break up. You're spoiling our evenings because you can't get a girl. 484 00:46:13,583 --> 00:46:15,958 I? - Or you choose some loser. 485 00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:18,958 And now you're suddenly the big charmer? 486 00:46:19,041 --> 00:46:23,291 And what you did to Sybille... - Do you know what you are? Inhibited. 487 00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:26,750 Thank you for the compliment. 488 00:46:26,833 --> 00:46:31,333 You are inhibited and too willing. In that petty life of yours. 489 00:46:32,041 --> 00:46:35,375 Your wife treats you badly and you accept everything. 490 00:46:35,458 --> 00:46:36,833 You don't accept anything. 491 00:46:36,916 --> 00:46:40,208 That's why you only have that cat. - What's wrong with my cat? 492 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:47,333 Life is made of compromises. Suppose I had lost my job. 493 00:46:47,541 --> 00:46:52,041 Then you write a blog about cupcakes. - You bastard. 494 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:59,500 I say this for your good. Because I care about you. Do you understand that? 495 00:46:59,833 --> 00:47:04,333 I had no problems with Alexandra until you came. She was nice to me. 496 00:47:04,708 --> 00:47:09,000 Do you know what she calls you? A fat ass. Nice, huh? 497 00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:13,583 Go away. I never want to see you again. - Fine. 498 00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:17,125 I'll get something from you, Christophe. 499 00:47:24,250 --> 00:47:25,650 What do you think? You're right. 500 00:47:34,791 --> 00:47:36,191 Yes. 501 00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:53,250 Last week I was in Seattle. Marseille next week. 502 00:47:53,666 --> 00:47:55,916 Your husband looks gorgeous. - Thank you. 503 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,666 She never compliments me. 504 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:03,250 Stop whining. - Alexandra. Do you know each other? 505 00:48:04,875 --> 00:48:06,708 Hello. 506 00:48:07,416 --> 00:48:10,416 Alexandra Lamour. Brigitte Magre, her husband. 507 00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:12,041 My husband is a big fan. 508 00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:15,916 Good evening. - Your books are like oxygen to me. 509 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:20,500 She is working on a polemical book. - Crazy. About what? 510 00:48:21,416 --> 00:48:25,916 The myth of female dominance right? 511 00:48:28,041 --> 00:48:32,541 Excuse me. That's him. - Are you now hitting on men over 26? 512 00:48:33,250 --> 00:48:37,041 Well, he's my subject. - Oh, that's why. 513 00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:39,000 How is Jean-Pierre? 514 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:42,333 Good evening. - Good evening, Damien. 515 00:48:42,416 --> 00:48:44,833 Annie Meyer, her publisher. Can I? 516 00:48:44,916 --> 00:48:48,750 I never miss the opportunity to kiss a handsome man. 517 00:48:51,708 --> 00:48:55,125 I'd like a drink. You too? - I'll get them. 518 00:48:57,791 --> 00:49:02,291 I heard that masculinism is your hobbyhorse. 519 00:49:02,375 --> 00:49:05,208 Are you going to behead us when the revolution comes? 520 00:49:06,625 --> 00:49:09,291 I'm not at war. - Then what do you demand? 521 00:49:09,375 --> 00:49:12,208 Except the right to wear a suit. 522 00:49:13,916 --> 00:49:15,708 Boxer shorts for men. 523 00:49:15,791 --> 00:49:19,208 Ever worn a thong? A torture. 524 00:49:19,291 --> 00:49:23,250 But you can only know that if you have experienced it. 525 00:49:23,333 --> 00:49:27,833 What's bothering you? That someone gives you a compliment, get your drink? 526 00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:29,875 You don't sound very logical. 527 00:49:31,291 --> 00:49:33,166 To eternal manhood. 528 00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:44,000 I'm homesick, Alexandra. I want to see women in skirts. 529 00:49:44,875 --> 00:49:49,375 Legs, thighs, high heels, fishnet stockings, lace panties. 530 00:49:50,791 --> 00:49:55,291 But such a handbag is useful. - Leave it to me. 531 00:49:58,416 --> 00:50:02,916 If you only knew how beautiful a décolleté in a demi bra. 532 00:50:04,416 --> 00:50:06,666 Funny that you like that. 533 00:50:09,791 --> 00:50:11,416 A woman walking... 534 00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:18,583 the stockings brush against each other, her raincoat rustles with every step... 535 00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:26,000 a bra strap that comes loose, a zipper that opens. 536 00:50:28,375 --> 00:50:32,875 I think that can be arranged become. Come along. 537 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:43,125 RV. For rendezvous? - No, recto and verso. 538 00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:46,041 Good evening. - Good evening. 539 00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:14,833 This is paradise. 540 00:53:16,875 --> 00:53:20,500 You're gay. - What? 541 00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:24,583 You're gay, right? - No, not at all. 542 00:53:24,666 --> 00:53:29,166 Yes, it's all over the place. But that's most of them here. 543 00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:18,750 Physical superiority. Nothing you can do about it, it's nature. 544 00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:25,583 In my world left prehistoric husbands starve their wives... 545 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,166 and only gave her the leftovers of hunting. 546 00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:34,750 This made them weak. It remained that way for thousands of years. With us the women were stronger. Therefore they had to bear children. 547 00:54:44,458 --> 00:54:48,958 They hunted in summer and winter, while the men took care of the children. 548 00:54:52,583 --> 00:54:57,083 In my world the men fight. They challenge each other and wage war. 549 00:55:03,083 --> 00:55:07,375 In my world, women rule. Where do you think you are? 550 00:55:07,458 --> 00:55:09,000 At home. 551 00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:11,983 Guard. 552 00:55:23,208 --> 00:55:25,625 What are you doing? Come. 553 00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:40,833 You have a nice nose, you know that? - Kiss me. 554 00:55:59,041 --> 00:56:03,500 What are you doing? - I have to go. 555 00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:09,583 Poker. - Is that lie true? 556 00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:13,525 Go back to sleep. 557 00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:24,916 I like you. 558 00:56:26,708 --> 00:56:30,541 I like you too. But I'm not a good person. 559 00:56:30,625 --> 00:56:35,125 Me neither. Maybe I'll disappear and I will never call again. 560 00:56:37,666 --> 00:56:39,066 Just try. 561 00:56:52,125 --> 00:56:55,000 SOW 562 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,500 Go on. Look up. 563 00:57:05,458 --> 00:57:07,958 Arms wide and crossed. 564 00:57:09,833 --> 00:57:11,233 Something more. 565 00:57:13,375 --> 00:57:16,416 Well done. And up. 566 00:57:18,166 --> 00:57:19,000 And... 567 00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:21,708 One, two, three. 568 00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:25,000 To cling. Well done. 569 00:57:31,875 --> 00:57:33,708 Good. It's beautiful like that. 570 00:57:33,791 --> 00:57:37,166 Erica, chocolate mousse. - No, I'm getting fat. 571 00:57:37,250 --> 00:57:40,583 Don't talk nonsense. - I'm just babysitting. 572 00:57:42,666 --> 00:57:47,083 How is your father? Did he tell you we're having a fight? 573 00:57:47,166 --> 00:57:50,750 Yes, but I think you should call him. 574 00:57:52,416 --> 00:57:55,333 Anyway, thanks for coming. 575 00:57:57,958 --> 00:58:02,458 What is? - There's a girl at school. 576 00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:07,208 I'm in love with her. - Crazy. 577 00:58:07,291 --> 00:58:11,791 Her name is Sarah. And she is very beautiful. 578 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:18,000 But I was in the toilet at school... 579 00:58:20,875 --> 00:58:25,166 and she came in and asked me to lick her. 580 00:58:25,250 --> 00:58:26,875 Oh yes? 581 00:58:27,916 --> 00:58:29,116 Ok�. 582 00:58:29,166 --> 00:58:33,666 Then I did it. - And then she told you... 583 00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:38,500 No, she didn't do anything. She caressed me here a little, nothing else. 584 00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:43,083 That was nice of you. Sam, look at me. Did you do it because you wanted to? 585 00:58:44,875 --> 00:58:47,750 I had no choice. - You always have a choice. 586 00:58:47,833 --> 00:58:51,666 You can't force a girl to eat her out. That's not possible. 587 00:58:56,250 --> 00:59:00,750 What should I do? - Forget her. There are more girls. 588 00:59:01,041 --> 00:59:03,000 More than enough. 589 00:59:14,041 --> 00:59:15,083 Already? 590 00:59:15,166 --> 00:59:18,750 I thought I'd never see you again. - Pretend I'm not there. 591 00:59:21,416 --> 00:59:23,708 Terrible. Is someone bothering you? 592 00:59:25,458 --> 00:59:27,500 Dangerous neighborhood here. 593 00:59:30,541 --> 00:59:35,000 Now that you're here, I can call a painter. 594 00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:38,791 I have a meeting. Do you mind? to wait for her? 595 00:59:38,875 --> 00:59:40,291 No. 596 00:59:40,375 --> 00:59:43,791 If you're bored, you can get your job back. 597 00:59:43,875 --> 00:59:46,958 I can't live without you. - Unpaid? No way. 598 00:59:48,041 --> 00:59:50,458 How much do you want? - Do you earn that much? 599 00:59:50,541 --> 00:59:53,250 I owe you so much. 600 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:55,416 I can... - No. 601 00:59:58,416 --> 01:00:00,666 And to iron my shirts? 602 01:00:00,750 --> 01:00:04,041 Martel looks after his brother's children. 603 01:00:04,125 --> 01:00:07,166 Can't you iron? - No. 604 01:00:09,833 --> 01:00:14,333 I have an idea. We're going soon shopping. Would you like that? 605 01:00:14,750 --> 01:00:19,250 I want to spoil you. That's right the least. My lucky charm. 606 01:00:32,125 --> 01:00:35,416 Turn the shirt over and moisten the collar. 607 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:40,000 Iron the outside. Close the two top buttons. 608 01:00:49,375 --> 01:00:53,666 Beautiful language. - Thank you. 609 01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:55,250 What is a sow? 610 01:00:55,333 --> 01:00:59,833 A female pig. A pig's wife. 611 01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:06,083 But it is also an insult. It means bitch. 612 01:01:07,916 --> 01:01:12,416 Sex maniac, slut. - Slut? She a slut? 613 01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:19,708 I know that word. Whore's daughter, bitch... 614 01:01:20,541 --> 01:01:23,125 bitch. - Exactly, you got it. 615 01:01:37,166 --> 01:01:41,333 Then you think of me every second. - I can't accept it. 616 01:01:41,416 --> 01:01:45,916 Don't you like it? - Yes, but too delicately. 617 01:01:47,833 --> 01:01:50,875 Such a big watch is not for a man. 618 01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:54,625 I prefer a large one. - You do everything differently. 619 01:01:54,708 --> 01:01:56,108 Shall we go? 620 01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:08,041 Lovers behave in Paris as tourists. 621 01:02:08,916 --> 01:02:12,375 What did you call us? - What? What did I say? 622 01:02:13,375 --> 01:02:16,166 When you are in Paris together? 623 01:02:21,083 --> 01:02:23,750 Shall we go? - Don't keep running away. 624 01:02:23,833 --> 01:02:25,541 I don't do that. - Well. 625 01:02:25,625 --> 01:02:27,416 Not. I'm here. 626 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,400 I'm here. 627 01:02:49,375 --> 01:02:50,775 Christophe. 628 01:02:51,833 --> 01:02:53,233 Chris. 629 01:02:54,625 --> 01:02:56,833 I'm sorry. I went too far. 630 01:02:58,625 --> 01:03:01,291 Now say something. Stop sulking. 631 01:03:03,458 --> 01:03:07,958 I apologize. - Say 'please'. 632 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:15,000 I always want to lose a woman, but... I'm afraid she'll disappear. 633 01:03:18,625 --> 01:03:20,250 You are in love. - No. 634 01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:26,750 It will end badly anyway. - Why? 635 01:03:26,833 --> 01:03:29,833 You separate or death separates you. 636 01:03:29,916 --> 01:03:32,500 Yes. - So make the most of it. 637 01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:37,375 Are you okay? - Lolo is cheating on me. 638 01:03:37,458 --> 01:03:41,958 Real? - There was a hotel bill in her pocket. 639 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,750 And did you ask? - She denied. 640 01:03:47,750 --> 01:03:49,916 Maybe you're worrying about nothing. 641 01:03:51,166 --> 01:03:55,500 Sure. But they aren't yet get rid of this fat bastard. 642 01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:59,166 I'll teach that son of a bitch. 643 01:04:00,166 --> 01:04:01,566 Christophe. 644 01:04:11,208 --> 01:04:14,333 Do you have to work today? - Yes. 645 01:04:14,416 --> 01:04:18,041 Where do you go to write? - Here and there. 646 01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:22,083 Can I read it sometime? - And what are you going to do? 647 01:04:22,875 --> 01:04:27,041 Applying for a job in a café. - That's crazy. 648 01:04:27,125 --> 01:04:31,166 It's only temporary. - With me you earn double. 649 01:04:31,708 --> 01:04:36,000 I don't want to be dependent on you and let me be bossed around. 650 01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:41,625 What an outdated masculinist idea. 651 01:04:41,708 --> 01:04:43,208 Not masculine. 652 01:04:43,291 --> 01:04:46,125 I want us to be equal. - That's crazy. 653 01:04:46,208 --> 01:04:48,000 Why? - It's absurd. 654 01:04:48,083 --> 01:04:52,416 Maybe I'm a masculinist. So what? Screw it. 655 01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:56,708 Why are you excited? I'm just saying that I want to give us a chance. 656 01:04:59,250 --> 01:05:01,750 I don't know if I can give you what you want. 657 01:05:03,708 --> 01:05:05,458 I don't know that either. 658 01:05:05,541 --> 01:05:10,041 Maybe that will reassure you. We're on the same wavelength. 659 01:05:12,375 --> 01:05:13,775 That's rare. 660 01:05:33,791 --> 01:05:36,250 Hello. - Hello. 661 01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:39,166 Is Alexandra there? - No, did you have an appointment? 662 01:05:40,208 --> 01:05:43,625 Who are you? - Damien, a friend of Alexandra. 663 01:05:43,708 --> 01:05:47,333 Muguet. I have my ring leave it in the bedroom. 664 01:05:48,541 --> 01:05:51,500 A friend, huh? Act normal. 665 01:06:04,458 --> 01:06:06,625 Muguet is here. 666 01:06:08,708 --> 01:06:10,166 Are you okay? - Yes. 667 01:06:12,791 --> 01:06:14,625 Call the police. 668 01:06:21,458 --> 01:06:23,500 What are you doing? 669 01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:26,041 Now be reasonable. - Reasonable? 670 01:06:27,166 --> 01:06:30,250 Do you know what she is? A narcissistic bitch. 671 01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:33,125 Is it reasonable to collect men? 672 01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:35,416 A marble for every conquest. 673 01:06:36,208 --> 01:06:39,500 What? -Those jars in her bookcase. 674 01:06:39,583 --> 01:06:43,000 She can do this one year compare with the other. 675 01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:48,125 Have you figured it out now? Stupid, huh? We're in the same boat. 676 01:06:54,750 --> 01:06:57,500 She made me feel intelligent. 677 01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:03,250 I felt something when she chose me. How stupid I was. 678 01:07:06,833 --> 01:07:11,333 And look at me. A failure. That's how she made me. 679 01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:19,250 Stay away from me. You don't know what I am capable of. 680 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:23,791 SMALL TITS 681 01:07:23,875 --> 01:07:27,666 Who is that kid? - Nobody. He means nothing to me. 682 01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:32,166 Don't just let anyone in. 683 01:07:32,250 --> 01:07:36,750 I owe people money. There are women who blame me. 684 01:07:36,875 --> 01:07:41,375 There was one waiting in the hall. I gave that one a beating. 685 01:07:42,250 --> 01:07:44,083 Please explain this. - What? 686 01:07:45,916 --> 01:07:48,958 Those pots. - You've been sniffing around. 687 01:07:49,041 --> 01:07:52,375 A marble for every conquest? - He's crazy. 688 01:07:52,458 --> 01:07:54,125 Say it. - Stop it. 689 01:07:54,208 --> 01:07:56,333 Am I in it yet? - What? No. 690 01:07:56,416 --> 01:08:00,916 Am I a short one or a big fat one? Do you think you can use me? 691 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:06,541 I don't understand why you act like this. - And you're such a smart girl. 692 01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:10,333 Did you think I was still a virgin? That you were the first? 693 01:08:10,416 --> 01:08:13,333 It seems you have some too have had. 694 01:08:13,416 --> 01:08:16,916 What do you mean? - That you have nothing to blame me for. 695 01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:22,250 So I have to shut up... 696 01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:26,833 but you don't have to change. So we are not the same after all. 697 01:08:27,833 --> 01:08:30,750 Have fun. - Guard. 698 01:08:33,166 --> 01:08:37,666 I don't want to play games anymore. I feel grown up with you. 699 01:08:40,416 --> 01:08:43,875 That doesn't work for me. I've said it too many times myself. 700 01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:17,166 That's a big sandwich. 701 01:09:19,583 --> 01:09:24,000 Do you want him? It's just a sandwich. Nothing to piss your pants off. 702 01:09:24,958 --> 01:09:29,458 You can have it, you know. Come back. You wanted to have a chat, right? 703 01:09:37,708 --> 01:09:39,875 Thank you. - I'm a victim. 704 01:09:41,208 --> 01:09:44,416 And what were you before that? - A womanizer. 705 01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:49,000 Isn't there a third option? That men and women support each other? 706 01:09:49,916 --> 01:09:54,416 Like us. We work well together, don't we? How are the teeth? 707 01:09:55,250 --> 01:09:56,650 Better. 708 01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,875 Goodbye. 709 01:10:01,833 --> 01:10:06,333 Left, right. Corner. Uppercut. Left. 710 01:10:06,916 --> 01:10:10,250 Left, right. Corner. Uppercut. 711 01:10:10,333 --> 01:10:13,875 Backwards. If you're too close, you cannot ward off. 712 01:10:13,958 --> 01:10:17,250 Back up and attack. - I have to hit something. 713 01:10:17,333 --> 01:10:20,708 Left. Left, right. Corner. Uppercut. 714 01:10:20,791 --> 01:10:25,291 Not so loud. Take the bag. - There he goes. 715 01:10:26,791 --> 01:10:29,583 And what about the immaculate conception? 716 01:10:29,666 --> 01:10:33,583 Yes, you have the Blessed Virgin. But Jesus is the real hero. 717 01:10:33,666 --> 01:10:35,958 Beautiful birthmark. 718 01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:37,291 I like you. 719 01:10:37,375 --> 01:10:40,541 I like you too but I'm not a good person. 720 01:11:09,958 --> 01:11:13,541 I'm curious to see how things continue. It's so sharp. 721 01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:16,375 You feel like she's going to destroy him. - Oh yes? 722 01:11:16,458 --> 01:11:20,958 Yeah, and he doesn't realize anything. It's beautiful. 723 01:11:21,416 --> 01:11:23,333 Don't know. 724 01:11:23,416 --> 01:11:25,791 What? - I don't know... 725 01:11:26,875 --> 01:11:29,291 whether it is intellectually relevant. 726 01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:33,875 It's beautiful. It's so cruel. - I feel a little lost. 727 01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:39,750 There is more to life than men. And what are those masculinists interested in? 728 01:11:40,708 --> 01:11:42,583 Coffee. - Thank you. 729 01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:46,208 I can talk about a woman in the Taliban write. 730 01:11:46,291 --> 01:11:50,791 Or the new Godmother of the mafia in Mexico or Ecuador. 731 01:11:50,875 --> 01:11:54,083 Or a pedophile priestess in Bethune. 732 01:11:54,166 --> 01:11:58,666 Doesn't matter. A love story. - You're getting carried away. 733 01:11:59,708 --> 01:12:02,208 A good feeling is not literature. 734 01:12:02,291 --> 01:12:05,916 Think about your career. You've always been a fighter. 735 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:09,791 You leave behind a possible bestseller don't run for a guy. 736 01:12:09,875 --> 01:12:12,166 You're a writer, so think. 737 01:12:13,291 --> 01:12:17,791 There is a check waiting for you. You can go get him or not. 738 01:12:22,083 --> 01:12:23,458 What a shit game. -50. 739 01:12:23,541 --> 01:12:26,166 What may it be? - My tits. Gently. 740 01:12:27,416 --> 01:12:29,125 Class, you know. - Stef. 741 01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:32,500 Don't blame her. - Can I have a bourbon too? 742 01:12:32,583 --> 01:12:35,583 Anis, darling, can we have some ice cream? - Naturally. 743 01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:39,791 Who is Anis anyway? 744 01:12:39,875 --> 01:12:42,000 Anus. - Anis. 745 01:12:42,708 --> 01:12:43,908 You're so bad. 746 01:12:43,958 --> 01:12:46,833 He's been working for a few weeks now in the restaurant. 747 01:12:46,916 --> 01:12:50,333 He's a sweetheart. And he studies political science. 748 01:12:50,416 --> 01:12:51,333 Damn. 749 01:12:51,416 --> 01:12:54,166 I teach him how to play poker. 750 01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:57,166 And? - I'll pass. 751 01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:03,458 All or nothing. 250. - I'm gone. 752 01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:11,875 I want to see you. - Two gentlemen. 753 01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:14,666 And two women. 754 01:13:17,833 --> 01:13:19,541 Happy in the game... 755 01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:41,858 It's me. 756 01:13:44,041 --> 01:13:47,291 Yes, I know I'm late. 757 01:13:48,833 --> 01:13:50,233 But I'm not coming. 758 01:13:52,666 --> 01:13:55,666 I'm calling to tell you it's over. 759 01:13:56,875 --> 01:14:01,375 No, it's you, Annie. your money, your publicity stunts. Last. 760 01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:05,900 Screw it. 761 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:15,000 So your love is total? 762 01:14:16,833 --> 01:14:21,250 Yes, my love for you is total... 763 01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:22,733 tender... 764 01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:24,900 tragic. 765 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:28,775 Mine too. 766 01:14:42,458 --> 01:14:44,375 Yes? - It's me, Lolo. 767 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,541 Are you okay? - Yes. And with you? 768 01:14:51,875 --> 01:14:55,833 I have a problem. Christophe threw me out. 769 01:14:55,916 --> 01:14:59,083 What happened? - Can I come in? 770 01:15:00,833 --> 01:15:03,583 Do you have beer? - Always. 771 01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:05,083 Are you participating? - We will. 772 01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:10,916 Nice kimono. 773 01:15:12,958 --> 01:15:17,458 You shouldn't have done it, Lolo. - I didn't do anything. 774 01:15:17,750 --> 01:15:20,958 Christophe imagines it. - Don't lie. 775 01:15:21,041 --> 01:15:23,833 Why would I lie to you? I swear. 776 01:15:25,916 --> 01:15:30,416 Okay, I made a mistake. - See. 777 01:15:31,041 --> 01:15:35,375 I was pregnant, full of hormones. I couldn't control myself. 778 01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:39,958 Call him. You have to talk to him. Please. 779 01:15:43,333 --> 01:15:44,733 Lolo. 780 01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:47,666 It's hard. - Yes. 781 01:15:48,916 --> 01:15:51,416 What went wrong between us again? 782 01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:56,000 Nothing. It was great. Also in bed. We were crazy together. 783 01:15:57,291 --> 01:16:00,708 Yes, it was crazy. 784 01:16:04,166 --> 01:16:05,566 But I was afraid. 785 01:16:07,791 --> 01:16:11,583 For what? - You. I was in awe of you. 786 01:16:12,541 --> 01:16:15,125 You knew what you wanted. - Oh yes? 787 01:16:17,166 --> 01:16:19,500 You men are more mature. 788 01:16:21,708 --> 01:16:26,208 We can do it every week for years call to make a seesaw. 789 01:16:26,583 --> 01:16:31,083 You are not afraid. You dare to say: You are my great love. 790 01:16:32,583 --> 01:16:34,083 I never said that. 791 01:16:36,291 --> 01:16:37,708 No, not you. 792 01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:42,458 Christophe pushed a postcard under my door. 793 01:16:42,541 --> 01:16:46,125 A painting by Magritte: This is not a pipe. 794 01:16:47,791 --> 01:16:52,000 He had written underneath: This is not a declaration of love. 795 01:16:54,750 --> 01:16:56,791 That's irresistible. 796 01:17:10,666 --> 01:17:12,066 Hello? 797 01:17:53,416 --> 01:17:57,333 We discussed a room. Mr and Mrs Lamour. 798 01:18:05,541 --> 01:18:06,941 They're gone. 799 01:19:26,875 --> 01:19:28,583 He makes a strange noise. 800 01:19:29,583 --> 01:19:31,083 I'll stop for a moment. 801 01:20:01,541 --> 01:20:02,941 Should I do it? 802 01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:13,833 Do you believe in that? 803 01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:20,958 Yes, I believe in God. Without Her I wouldn't have gotten far. 804 01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:25,541 And that sinners go to hell? 805 01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:27,125 No. - Do you confess? 806 01:20:27,208 --> 01:20:31,708 Yes. - Real? What do you have to confess? 807 01:20:35,041 --> 01:20:37,250 Will you marry me? 808 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:45,583 You don't have to say it right away. Take your time. 809 01:20:46,458 --> 01:20:50,958 Then I'm going to stretch my legs. Hot, huh? This jacket is too big. 810 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,875 Yes. - What? 811 01:20:57,583 --> 01:20:58,983 Yes. 812 01:21:00,125 --> 01:21:01,525 Yes? 813 01:21:13,250 --> 01:21:17,750 Christophe, you have a strong wife. She keeps her wits about her. 814 01:21:17,833 --> 01:21:21,166 It is normal that after a while problems come. 815 01:21:21,250 --> 01:21:24,958 Women need to indulge themselves sometimes. That's not a bad thing, is it? 816 01:21:25,041 --> 01:21:25,875 Dad. 817 01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:30,458 When I realized that I had a few had nights of rest, I thought it was best. 818 01:21:32,083 --> 01:21:36,166 That's terrible. - This is nice, men among themselves. 819 01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:40,458 Now that Martine is getting older, she is no longer necessary. 820 01:21:40,541 --> 01:21:44,750 But earlier she suddenly felt like it. Do you know what happened then? 821 01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:49,000 She closed the store and we did it inside. 822 01:21:49,083 --> 01:21:53,583 I often lay under your mother without me wanting it. 823 01:21:54,625 --> 01:21:59,125 It seems unimaginable, but I had not having the courage to say no. 824 01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:04,500 You did what you could, Alain. - Yes. 825 01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:10,875 On the other side are women without us little girls. 826 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:20,541 Here, this is yours. - Keep it. 827 01:22:23,083 --> 01:22:24,483 Dad... 828 01:22:26,166 --> 01:22:27,833 I met someone. 829 01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:38,750 Where's your engagement ring? - The wedding ring is already a big step. 830 01:22:39,541 --> 01:22:41,833 He has changed enormously. 831 01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:44,583 Congratulations. - Just say my condolences. 832 01:22:45,958 --> 01:22:49,416 For the demonstration we stop at the university. 833 01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:52,708 Why? - There's a ceremony. 834 01:22:52,791 --> 01:22:57,083 The clitocrats have only in 44 years awarded prizes to three men. 835 01:22:57,166 --> 01:23:01,083 You're giving us a bad name. - No solidarity, huh? 836 01:23:01,166 --> 01:23:03,416 Get in there, ass licker. 837 01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:06,958 Those guys are getting on my nerves. - Don't get excited. 838 01:23:10,708 --> 01:23:12,166 Son of a bitch. 839 01:23:14,291 --> 01:23:15,916 What do you have? 840 01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:17,858 Come on. 841 01:23:21,416 --> 01:23:23,250 MALE SCIENTISTS 842 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:29,166 Dear colleagues. - I can't believe it. Go away, you guys. 843 01:23:29,250 --> 01:23:32,458 The kitchen is there. - We love you, okay�? 844 01:23:32,541 --> 01:23:35,125 I have a husband and four sons. 845 01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:39,125 I only have males. I'm not your enemy, really. 846 01:23:39,208 --> 01:23:40,916 Hello. - We know each other. 847 01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:43,150 Co-worker. 848 01:23:43,875 --> 01:23:48,083 Poor child. Nothing better to do? Your life must be empty. 849 01:23:48,166 --> 01:23:49,916 Not him. He's getting married. 850 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:53,333 And knows the lucky one of your militant activities? 851 01:23:53,416 --> 01:23:55,541 Ask her. It's Alexandra. 852 01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:59,583 Some women are more unbiased than others. 853 01:23:59,666 --> 01:24:03,958 So unbiased that she is already married. Did you know? 854 01:24:05,666 --> 01:24:07,066 What am I saying? 855 01:24:11,666 --> 01:24:13,066 Are you okay? 856 01:24:14,958 --> 01:24:16,875 Guard. Stop, Damien. 857 01:24:38,291 --> 01:24:41,041 Open the door, Alexandra. Open up. 858 01:24:54,375 --> 01:24:55,775 Hello. 859 01:24:57,750 --> 01:25:00,208 I forgot my keys. 860 01:25:00,291 --> 01:25:03,916 I can't give you the key. - You see me every day. 861 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:07,125 Her private life is none of my business. It's not allowed. 862 01:25:08,666 --> 01:25:11,416 I went to buy shampoo and the bath fills up. 863 01:25:12,166 --> 01:25:13,566 Don't cry. 864 01:25:18,541 --> 01:25:22,916 Bring it back immediately. We men have to help each other. 865 01:25:46,125 --> 01:25:49,000 MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE 866 01:26:13,916 --> 01:26:15,708 Hi. 867 01:26:15,791 --> 01:26:19,041 You've grown up. - I'll grab my jacket. 868 01:26:19,125 --> 01:26:22,333 Close the door, Alice. Soon the dog will run away. 869 01:26:23,625 --> 01:26:27,166 Do you suddenly want to see your child? - Hello, Alexandre. 870 01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:31,750 I'm going to file for divorce. And this time you're not going to refuse. 871 01:26:32,583 --> 01:26:34,708 I don't want to talk to you. 872 01:26:46,541 --> 01:26:48,750 Seriously... - It sucks. 873 01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:54,525 Good evening. 874 01:26:56,166 --> 01:26:57,250 Hello. 875 01:26:57,333 --> 01:27:00,833 I have the key to that big one handsome boy giving. 876 01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:03,041 That was okay, right? -Damien? 877 01:27:03,125 --> 01:27:07,625 Yep, that's fine. Is it okay if he comes too? 878 01:27:08,666 --> 01:27:10,458 That was good of you. 879 01:27:20,166 --> 01:27:24,666 I'll order pizza. Wait for me here. - What? Don't be silly. 880 01:27:26,875 --> 01:27:31,375 I'm going home. You always have a shit excuse. You never change. 881 01:27:36,041 --> 01:27:40,541 I AM NOT AN EASY MAN. 882 01:27:47,833 --> 01:27:49,333 Look. - Let him. 883 01:27:49,416 --> 01:27:52,791 Are we not allowed to talk? - I don't want any situations. 884 01:27:52,875 --> 01:27:55,708 We actually cheer him up. - He's lonely. 885 01:27:55,791 --> 01:27:58,375 Why wouldn't I want situations? 886 01:27:58,458 --> 01:28:02,125 See? - I remember your pineapple panties. 887 01:28:03,750 --> 01:28:05,833 I like situations. 888 01:28:09,250 --> 01:28:12,000 They certainly lack self-confidence. 889 01:28:13,958 --> 01:28:17,208 Hello? Yes, Erica. 890 01:28:19,166 --> 01:28:20,000 Damn. 891 01:28:20,083 --> 01:28:23,458 I don't know if I think so too. - He's not answering. 892 01:28:23,541 --> 01:28:25,625 Who is that? - What happened? 893 01:28:26,666 --> 01:28:28,666 Okay�, I'm coming. 894 01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:34,333 Damien is drunk and harassed. 895 01:28:34,416 --> 01:28:36,583 I'm going there. - Don't worry. 896 01:28:36,666 --> 01:28:40,791 Erica is used to those drunks. - Then why did she call? 897 01:28:40,875 --> 01:28:43,291 I'm coming, honey. Are you coming, Sybille? 898 01:28:44,166 --> 01:28:46,708 I don't want to leave Stan alone. 899 01:28:46,791 --> 01:28:50,500 Never mind. - Do you want my pepper spray? 900 01:28:50,583 --> 01:28:54,791 I will learn them. - Calm. Look who's there. 901 01:28:54,875 --> 01:28:57,125 You have courage. - Hello, Laurence. 902 01:28:57,208 --> 01:29:01,583 Damien is in trouble. - What kind of difficulties? 903 01:29:01,666 --> 01:29:06,000 No idea. I'll hit them in the mouth. 904 01:29:07,291 --> 01:29:09,166 Jesus. - What do we have here? 905 01:29:10,625 --> 01:29:12,250 You crave it. 906 01:29:14,041 --> 01:29:16,541 You're not so young anymore. - What are you doing? 907 01:29:16,625 --> 01:29:20,000 No, wait. Stop it. 908 01:29:21,708 --> 01:29:24,208 You're hurting me. Stop. - No, come on. 909 01:29:25,250 --> 01:29:26,625 Hello. - Where is he? 910 01:29:26,708 --> 01:29:31,208 In the toilet. He doesn't look well. - Do you think that's funny? 911 01:29:36,750 --> 01:29:40,291 Don't. Lolo. 912 01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:42,250 Lolo. Stop it, baby. 913 01:29:45,208 --> 01:29:46,833 Stay away from her. 914 01:29:47,791 --> 01:29:49,250 Damien. 915 01:29:49,333 --> 01:29:52,583 Lolo. Call the police. 916 01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:55,400 What happened? 917 01:29:57,166 --> 01:29:59,833 Come here. - No, don't touch me. 918 01:29:59,916 --> 01:30:01,458 What is? - Let me. 919 01:30:01,541 --> 01:30:03,458 You're crazy. 920 01:30:03,541 --> 01:30:08,000 Yeah, just as crazy as those other guys. I know everything, bitch. 921 01:30:08,083 --> 01:30:12,583 Come. I'll explain. - Don't touch me. 922 01:30:13,583 --> 01:30:17,750 Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. 923 01:30:17,833 --> 01:30:21,708 I recorded our conversations. - What? 924 01:30:21,791 --> 01:30:25,083 And I wrote a book about us. But that's over. 925 01:30:25,166 --> 01:30:26,583 What have you done? 926 01:30:26,666 --> 01:30:30,083 I couldn't write anymore. And then you came. 927 01:30:30,166 --> 01:30:33,833 Suddenly it worked again. I mixed everything up. 928 01:30:33,916 --> 01:30:38,416 What have you done? What have you written about me? 929 01:30:40,041 --> 01:30:41,916 What have you written? - Nothing. 930 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:45,375 What have you done? - I love you, Damien. Stop it. 931 01:30:48,166 --> 01:30:51,291 I have filed for divorce. - Shut up. 932 01:31:01,833 --> 01:31:03,750 Nurse. 933 01:31:06,666 --> 01:31:08,291 Do you hear me? 934 01:31:15,333 --> 01:31:17,333 Are you in pain anywhere? 935 01:31:21,291 --> 01:31:25,791 We are first responders. Squeeze my hand and open your eyes. 936 01:31:26,541 --> 01:31:28,166 What happened? 937 01:31:29,791 --> 01:31:32,291 You are in an ambulance. - Stay down. 938 01:31:34,166 --> 01:31:37,208 Let me out. - Be sensible, ma'am. 939 01:31:37,291 --> 01:31:38,875 Stay down. 940 01:31:38,958 --> 01:31:41,416 Open the door. - Lie down. 941 01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:44,750 Open up. - Another hysterical case. 942 01:33:14,083 --> 01:33:16,583 Miss? - Good day. 943 01:33:18,500 --> 01:33:19,958 A beer please. 944 01:34:21,625 --> 01:34:22,825 LIVE THE RESISTANCE 945 01:34:22,875 --> 01:34:25,500 WOMEN TAKE TO THE STREET 946 01:34:25,583 --> 01:34:29,541 SEXISTS WE ARE KEEPING AN WATCH FOR YOU 947 01:34:31,375 --> 01:34:33,166 MEN AND WOMEN TOGETHER 948 01:34:34,666 --> 01:34:37,750 Alexandra.